Conversations:

She: I love, love, love the Earls in North Vancouver!

He: Yeah, that is a sexy one, isn’t it?

She: It really is, the epitome of what Earls should be.

He: All of their girls are hot.

She: They are, like, like, so hot. Much hotter than the girls downtown. OMG, check out this top!

They: looking at mesh top circa 1987, murmuring pleasure at its singular awesomeness.

She: Yup. Earls in North Van is the best.

He: It is.



Postscript:

He & She: bad ass septogenarians. Get on wit' your bad selves!